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Happy Stern Day

For his 28th birthday Gilbert Arenas received a big, fat surprise birthday suspension from NBA Commissioner David Stern for his guns-in-the-locker-room stunt, which in true Gil style he had mocked with a now-infamous pregame FINGA GUNZ show.

Today, Agent Uno would like to return the favor to the commish on his 69th birthday, in a way only he can. Indeed, the only way he knows how.

“69, dudes!”