Happy Stern Day
For his 28th birthday Gilbert Arenas received a big, fat surprise birthday suspension from NBA Commissioner David Stern for his guns-in-the-locker-room stunt, which in true Gil style he had mocked with a now-infamous pregame FINGA GUNZ show.
Today, Agent Uno would like to return the favor to the commish on his 69th birthday, in a way only he can. Indeed, the only way he knows how.

“69, dudes!”