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The best belly rub EVER

First, watch the best dunk of all time by Vince Carter, literally over a hapless Frederic Weis at the Olympics, circa September 25, 2000. Pay special attention to the :28 second mark.

What IS that, Vince?!

Wait. I know exactly what that is.

Coochy coochy coo! Oh, and KG… YOU FLINCHED!